Tavish Armstrong

I bought some fancy fancy Belgian chocolate for the lady the other day. The package is really cool:

Like all good things, it opens up like a book:

My camera sucks, so you won’t be able to read the text on the left hand “page”. It’s the English translation of the French (which is on the right.)

Some of it is bad translation (courtesy of Google Translate, I can only assume). Some of it is just weird:

Zaabär, chocolatier-épicier, invite you to the voyage enchanter on the Earth of Savours and in Planets of the scents. A refined escapade, one strolls astonishing.

Zaabär joined together for you captivating flavours of remote spices, aromatic herbs, the tempting flowers, the fruits tempters, with pure happinesses of a rich and fine chocolate. As of Antiquity, these benefits of nature framed as well the food products of luxury as medicinal remedies. Zaabär perpetuates this tradition.

Zaabär proposes a vast choice of tablets to you exquisite. Open, feel, taste and escape in the world of Zaabär.

All the ingredients selected by Zaabär are entirely natural and contain neither preservatives, neither dyes, nor genetically modified organizations.